| 1. | Ke$ha | ||
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The newest addition to the line of auto tune whores in the pop music industry. Basically all of Ke$ha's songs recycle one general idea, which is getting drunk and partying. Her songs have been edited so many times that you can barely recognize her real voice. Think of her as Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Paris Hilton all combined into one mega slut. Me: Ke$ha is a talentless whore, auto tone made her famous. I hope that bitch quits acting like a drunk whore and gets a real job.
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| 2. | Ke$ha | ||
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Ke$ha wanted in the music industry so bad. As a joke, one of her friends told her "Just suck somebody's dick that works there". The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are fucked up off their ass. Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?). Ketchup, I mean, Ke$ha will probably stop being played on the radio by next week, tops.
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| 3. | auto-copulate | ||
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To fuck oneself.
Commonly used combined with the word "Go", as in "Go auto-copulate", best used in a polite tone as opposed to an aggressive one - e.g. "Please go auto-copulate". noob: wtf hax yuo aer cheting how u can be so gooD1!?!
pwnerer: Please go auto-copulate. noob: wat? pwnerer: Go FUCK YOURSELF. |
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| 4. | swimming | ||
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First of all swimming has absolutly nothing to do with drugs. Swimming is a sport designed for people with out a life, or had a life untill they begun. Girls who swim often have pear shaped or hourglass figures, men who swim often are hot to an extremtly extreme level. Swimming is the best sport to tone your body, a 20 minute swim does as much for you as an hour run in terms of weight loss and body toning. it is also true that swimmers are the best at sex. Does that change your mind about it? (Alarm Beeping)
Oh dang i have to go swimming now! (at school) walks in half an hour late, hair brush in one hand, piece of toast in the other. (other students) whaaa?? |
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| 5. | Utah | ||
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A mistake when texting or in a chat room, while using auto correct or T9. Also could be a word spelled wrong for other reasons such as a cracked mobile screen.
T9 spells "Nasty" as "Marty" by pressing 6-2-7-8-9 on a touch tone keypad. One might misspell the word "guys" as "guts" as the letters T and Y are next to each other on a qwerty keybord Don: Hey guts, how's it going?
Don: sorry, utah! my screen is cracked... can't see "T" and "Y" very well. hey guys, how's it going? Z: going great Don, have you seen Nasty? Z: oops, utah! have you seen Marty? |
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| 6. | Rebecca Black | ||
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Auto tone in its purest form--a talentless tween that makes Justin Bieber look like Mozart. Jim suffered from severe trauma after listening to Rebecca Black's "Friday".
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| 7. | IYAMLOL | ||
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A tongue-in-cheek take on the phrase "IYAMLOL." It's becoming an internet meme like FML or Damn You, Auto-Correct, but has a more light hearted, upbeat tone. I work in a snooty, bougie downtown area and I was on my way back to work from lunch. As I was about to step into the elevator to get back up to my floor, a woman with a poodle in her purse ran in front of me, slightly bumping in to me. She then dictated, “four” to let me know to press the button for the fourth floor. I sadly tell her, “It’s not voice activated, sorry. You’re going to have to press it the old fashioned way.” IYAMLOL
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