|1.||auto erotic asphyxiation|
Death/unconciousness as a result of any blockage of the windpipe during a sexual act. Usually when this phrase is used, it is in reference to something that proved to be fatal for the person involved.
Auto-erotic asphyxiation is not to be confused with strangulation methods that may heighten arousal in some individuals during sex. The act of asphyxiation involves either death or unconciousness.
They found Senator Smith's body last week in the red light district. Apparently he died of auto erotic asphyxiation. The media will have a field day with this!
|2.||Dutch Soccer Scarf|
"I'm intrigued, but I don't think I'm quite ready to try a Dutch Soccer Scarf."
Tairy: "Hey Milt, is that a Dutch Soccer Scarf?"
Milt's Coroner: "No."
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|3.||Post Jerk-off State (PJS)|
The tiring & euphoric state reached after male orgasm from masturbation.
My mind was racing and I couldn't sleep last night. "Yadda yadda yadda" some Post Jerk-off State (PJS) put me out like a light.
I fell into a crazy PJS and passed out hard.
When your e-communication efforts (text/emails/status updates) are thwarted by the auto correct feature on the iPhone, distorting your intended meaning.
person one writing on friends wall: don't forget we have to be at inventory at 7. would you like a ride?
Friend: yeah, thanks for offering. Thanks for the reminder, too. My member doesn't work so well these days. Old Age!
Person one: there's a pill for that:
Friend: Oh damn, my post was iJacked.
Husband: Babe i don't feel like cooking tonight can you bring home some human beef from golden china.
Husband: oh no! HUNAN...i've been iJacked
Reading an email or text to check for stupid mistakes after it's been sent.
That message I just sent you should have said, "Please *don’t* go on a date with my ex-girlfriend." Good thing I post-proofread it.
Definition #1: automatically tweeting through various social networks
Defiinition #2: A girl that you can fuck for hours and hours without stopping.
Definition #1: I set up my Facebook page so when I post something, it auto twats.
Defiinition #2: Hey Dave you were right about that girl, I brought her home last night and she was on auto-twat for like 4 hours.
When auto-correct on a mobile phone capitalizes a word after a period, then the user edits the sentence and forgets to un-capitalize the word.
I decided to edit my Facebook post, but my phone had capitalized the "w" on "we should do this again," and I forgot to change it back. It turned out: "I had fun, We should do this again." Bit of a miscap, there. Hope she isn't a grammar nazi.