Top Definition
Any person (typically male) that prefers small breasts on a woman.

- Based off of the hilarious internet filter the Australian government is imposing on its citizens. Pornography featuring women with small breasts is considered child porn.
Guy 1: Man, those tits are too big.

Guy 2: What are you, an Australian pedophile?
by jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim February 23, 2010

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