We are one of the best countries at sport (try beat us at Cricket or Rugby)
We have some of he best doctors in the world and are one of the most medically advanced countries.
New Zeland you can have Russel Crowe back but clear all the phones out of the way first. We don't hate kiwis we think the sound funny because they say "Fesh and cheps" for fish and chips and "sex" for six but we don't hate them they are Australia Jr.
We do not sound anything like Steve Irwin and we don't have excess amounts of Kangaroos, Koalas, wombats etc.
Our government is a constitutional monarchy.
Canberra is the nation's capital and it's beutiful city with lots of flora, all the convinence of the city without the negatives.
Hobart is in Tasmania and that's where our Cadbury factory is apart from that no one cares about Tassie.
Sydney has the best sites such as the sydney harbour bridge and the opera house. A great City.
Melbourne is where neighbours is filmed and is a bit of a scum whole but it does have some great things too.
Perth, the worst city in Australia they think they are better than everyone else.
Brisbane is our sunny city up in beutiful Queensland (who suck at state of orgin)
Adelaide I havn't been there but I suppose it's ok.
The world's biggest island and smallest continent, with the world's highest amount of sporting success per capita. Dryest inhabitated continent and the only country to occupy a whole continent. Sixth largest country in the world and the third least densely populated. The national occupations are drinking and sport, unsurprising given we're all descended from convicts.
america is not such a great counrty.