In person, Aussies are incredibly friendly. For some reason though whenever an aussie posts online they turn into raving america-hating lunatics. We Canucks tend to do it sometimes too, but have earned the right for obvious reasons.
As friendly as Aussies are I tend to prefer Kiwis for friendliness and general backwardness. Aussies remind me of Canadians and Kiwis remind me of Newfies.
Negative: Evil a.k.a. Rupert Murdoch is from there.
Danny from Texas: "Football? That there Australia is bigger'n Dallas."
John from Toronto: "Soccer? Whatever, hockey's back eh? Leafs are due man."
Brendan from South Island sticks: "Tough bikies hey? Gotta tinnie?"
Moike from Newfoundland: "If I 'ad a face da likes o yers, me son, I'd walk back'rds. Where you 'longs to?"
Steve: Bloody roo in the billabong!
The world's biggest island and smallest continent, with the world's highest amount of sporting success per capita. Dryest inhabitated continent and the only country to occupy a whole continent. Sixth largest country in the world and the third least densely populated. The national occupations are drinking and sport, unsurprising given we're all descended from convicts.
america is not such a great counrty.