Hermes: I say we head over to Arthurs house, he has the flyest surround sound system
Sergei: Ickkk... He creeps me out that old auntie....
1) has a thick desi accent when talking in English
2) talks in English to be cool
3) pinches your cheeks and calls you beta or glares at u and calls u batameez
4) chases people with chappals
5) smells like curry
6) asks you to marry her son the first time you meet her
7) is a fob.
After discovering I'm in my last year of medical school, this auntie declared I was going to marry her son.
Auntie in move to Manchester.
Auntie's licence fee cut by 25%.