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augmentation nation 

our culture being absorbed by changing their physcal appearance in the form of plastic surgery.
that woman doesn't have a part of her body that she hasn't had work on! can't blame her, she's a product of augmentation nation.
augmentation nation by dov June 14, 2005

Demotional Augmentation 

When you are offered a job that pays better than your previous job, yet has fewer responsibilities.
Lady : "They flew me to San Diego with an expense account, interviewed me and offered double my current rate for half the responsibilities."

Friend: "Girl, grab that job offer! It isnt every day you get a demotional augmentation."

Argumentation

The act of biting into a Slim Jim.
Thelma knew that Shithead had started an argumentation as soon as she had taking a bite of that Slim Jim.

Predictability Augmentation 

The process of making improvements in a place—such as a business or educational institution—to increase the likelihood of making as many things as possible predictable.
The new process or science of making as many things as possible more predictable is called Predictability Augmentation and promises to boost individual as well as group performance, safety, and even profits!

Absentation 

The feeling of the soul reaching its self happiness daily and thoroughly.

Most hippies who are stoned use this word out of conjunction without actually knowing the meaning..

Like the person writing this sentence right now.
Im in a complete absentation with myself man..

I love my life because I'm on a complete absentation right now.
Absentation by snarftastic June 8, 2010

argumentation

The shit that goes down when nobody can agree on the rules of a card game.
argumentation by Fletch July 16, 2003