A rumored kind of magical potato, of which you can make a potato clock, and it will be perfect every time. You can evenn make a potato car, that is the magic of this potato.
Man 1: Hey, do you have an auhu with you?
Man 2: Not with me, it is powering my car.
Man 1: Hey, arent auhu potatoes not real?
Man 2: Now i will have to kill you.
Man 1: Wha--(He is cut off by bloody screams)