The great god Audun. He hails from Norway and is described as powerfull and perfect god. He belongs to the religion of audune
Audun finishes the party God started
Erin: "Hey Olivia, did you see the new kid in math class today?"
Olivia: "Yeah his name is Audun, I think he's from denmark or something."
Erin: "Yeah somewhere in Europe. He's pretty cute though."
As a general rule, all Auduns are incredibly sweaty, especially when playing fifa.
Audun is the most despised name in all of Scandinavia, and most people, feel genuinely sorry for people named Audun.
In recent years Audun has also become a synonym for overweight.
"Honestly man, you are turning into an Audun!!!"
A man so envious of other men's larger penises that he cannot function in his daily life; all his thoughts and energy is spent thinking about how it would be to have a normal penis.
"Look at that sorry bastard sitting there moping and staring at guys' crotches, he's such an Audun."