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The seminal discharge from a man with a vasectomy. Usually, it is characterized by a general lack of viscosity. If a regular ejaculation is like gravy, a vasectimized ejaculation is like au jus, hence the term.
Damn, ever since I got snipped, my au jizm just runs down the wall like water.
by bamthin February 07, 2008

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