| 22. | House Coma | ||
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The mental state usually developed during a House M.D. marathon. Despite having seen every episode multiple times, the viewer will be unable to stop watching even after sarcoidosis is used to wrongly diagnose every case. Victims of a House coma usually fall into a vegetative state, and may begin to drool, depending on whether or not Olivia Wilde's character is included in an episode. Only after the final episode of the marathon will the victim again show signs of life, yet thier mental attentiveness may still be off, as they will be unaware of anything that happened outside the television during their period of illness. Foreman: "He seems to be transfixed by the television and won't respond to any stimuli. What's wrong with him?"
House: "It seems he's suffering from a severe House coma. We'll just have to wait it out... or we could change the channel." Chase: "That could kill him!" House: I'm House. Do you think I care?" |
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| 23. | fooling around | ||
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Three definitions: 1. Mock fighting or wrestling, horseplay, slapping, or grab-assing, usually indulged in by immature boys. 2. Adults who evade work responsibility by indulging in tomfoolery or idle socializing when there is work to be done. 3. Current euphemism for "have sex," having replaced "make love" about 25-30 years ago. "Fooling around" connotes sexual foreplay which may or may not lead to deliberate intercourse depending on the couple's tradition and current opportunity. . 1-"Boys, if you don't stop that fooling around back there, I'm gonna turn this van around and we'll all go home."
2-"The phone was ringing, and where were the front-office employees? In the break room, fooling around as usual." 3-"There's nothing on TV and the kids are asleep. Feel like fooling around?" . |
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| 24. | background obsess | ||
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To background obsess is to obsess over something or someone while still carrying on with your daily life. You continue to fulfill your daily tasks and obligations without a noticeable decrease in mindfulness or attentiveness, but the object of your obsession is never far from your mind, and you often find yourself thinking about it/them without consciously having meant to. She's going to be background obsessing about that job interview until she hears back from them.
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| 25. | Zap Head | ||
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A person who lacks basic attentiveness, indiscriminately oblivious to surroundings, who chronically blunders, forgets or overlooks things, usually through lack of foresight, planning or basic common sense and mental ineptitude. Implies that said individual's brain is permanently or impermanently zapped, or short-circuited into malfunction. Yo! Emmanuel blew up his third microwave this year, after leaving the same spoon in his soup again.. What a Zap Head!
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| 26. | Perezentation | ||
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A presentation of undefined length, characterized by a monotone speaking style, lacking any intonation or variety of pitch. Typically there is an inverse correlation between presentation length and audience attentiveness, corresponding to a deterioration of topic relevance as the speaker digresses. Brian could feel the life-force draining from his body as he sat through the third hour of a brutal perezentation.
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| 27. | Tiner | ||
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-Absent-mindness -A low-level of attentiveness to your surroundings "My computer was stolen out of my backpack and three days later I noticed it was missing. I totally pulled a Tiner."
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| 28. | Yons | ||
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YONS- formed from the Greek language meaning sexyness.
One sexy gorgeous brilliant cook and AMAZING IN BED. A kind-hearted, loving man who makes one happy with his attentiveness and desire to please. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Fancied by all women that set eyes on him. VERY easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves lists. A brilliant father and someone any lady would be proud to call their husband. Yons is always right.
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