Guy: salena? that girl is really nice, she added me on facebook randomly last week and we talked.
2) someone who has a folder full of their "selfies" on their desktop
3) someone who wears a shirt as a dress and says "oops!!"
4) she feels like she's in constant competition with people even though there CLEARLY is no competition
5) doesn't understand why "good guys don't like her" even though she's obvs a slut