Attempting to be funny and random

What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.

When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.

Attempting to be funny and random by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

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Attempting to be funny and random

Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.

Person: What do you think of Iraq

Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think

Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie

Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think

Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random

Attempting to be funny and random by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004

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Attempting Murder

When you attempt to kill your enemy

Attempting Murder Is when you catch your oppostion lacking.

Attempting Murder by TruReligion March 12, 2024

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Retards Attempting Poetry

RAP is actually an acronym for Retards Attempting Poetry.

People who want to look "hard" like to blast "RAP" from their stereo speakers. In reality these "thugs" are insecure and illiterate.

Retards Attempting Poetry by Mark Twain May 7, 2005

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eleven-attempting

trying to do something easy the hard way and failing.

I'd been eleven-attempting this for MONTHS before I succeeded

eleven-attempting by adhdev November 16, 2024

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attemptitration

Attempted penetration. Either a baby chode going a half inch in or a girl who thinks she can down some dick telling the guy she’s not ready after he’s already an inch or two in.

raquel couldn’t handle thomas’s big one... he ended the night by taking an L with an attemptitration

attemptitration by Dankielle April 20, 2018

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attemption

the act of making an attempt

My class made many attemptions to complete their work.

attemption by jhdw0316 October 1, 2009

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