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1a: A small case usually for carrying papers.
1b: A soft-leather or flexible envelope. 2: A legal proceeding involving an attache, attaché |
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| 2. | rape piñata | ||
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1: A person put in a ceiling harness and raped.
2: A violent sexual act that results in severe bleeding and discharge. Even consensual pinata sex may be felonious in most locations due to the graphic nature. Harnesses offer different angles of coitus and allow for lazy men to spin their partner while inserted. Superfag turned the tax collector into a rape pinata using the handles of the attaché case to string him from the ceiling.
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| 3. | Ball Urchins | ||
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Are small spiny skinned animals that attach themselves to the caverns of the ball sack and eat away any Duck Butter residue. The spines are used to move around the ball sack and penis area, also for trapping drifting Duck Butter for food. (Shower Scene) Hey Bob, it looks like you have a case of Ball Urchins. Use some of my Ball Urchins cream, it will get rid of those creatures fast!
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| 4. | Blueberries | ||
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When your friends take wooden clippers and attach them to your ball sack when you are sleeping. I went to a party at a friend's house and fell asleep. When i woke up, i had my pants down and a major case of the blueberries.
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| 5. | PGFS (Plasma Grenade Face Syndrome) | ||
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Having an enemy attach a plasma grenade to your face during deathwatch play in any of the XBox Halo game series. I was right in the middle of a kill streak that abruptly ended with a case of PGFS (Plasma Grenade Face Syndrome) courteous of hgnryGenghis and his plasma grenade.
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| 6. | Anderson & Associates | ||
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Kick-ass law firm located in Virginia Beach, Virginia. The firm has a reputation for outstanding legal services and reasonable fees. Traffic, Criminal Defense, Bankruptcy, Personal Injury, Wills and Trusts, FAA, you name it, they probably can handle it. Attorneys employed by the firm are renowned throughout the Hampton Roads area for their high acquittal rate, so much so that local prosecutors sometimes use the firm's initials, "A&A," when they decide to drop a particularly weak case. Commonwealth's Attorney: "Just had to A&A that felony DUI case. We forgot to attach the Menendez-Diaz notice to the BAC certificate of analysis. The Defendant actually retained Anderson & Associates to represent him and I didn't want to give their attorney a chance to make me look like an idiot in front of the Judge."
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| 7. | movieitis | ||
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If we want to denote a symptom, a condition, an abnormal tendency, or an uncontrollable urge, then we use the suffix "-itis", (it's from Latin by way of Greek and refers to an inflammation) that we may attach to almost any word we like. Medical terms such as "gastritis" or "phlebitis" are commonplace and literal, and we can make figurative compounds such as "movieitis" or "chocolatitis", which you will find already exist if you Google them. An avid movie goer or addict could be diagnosed as having a case of "movieitis"
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