Atoner Boner 

Erection that occurs in synagogue during the high holidays, due to the fact that the services last 9 hours and that Jewish chicksare indeed hot. The best part about this boner is that you can atone for it as you get it.

During Kol Nidre I saw this girl Sarah from elementary school who I wanted to bone even when I was 8. I got a huge atoner boner.

Atoner Boner by LCow January 18, 2009

Atones 

The word "bummer" misspelled using T9 word text format on some mobile carriers.

Also as a synonym for the word "bummer" - not cool, lame, "that sucks", etc.

Emily: "Dude! I have a double exam in French tomorrow!"

Justin: "Atones, dude!"

Atones by J_dog April 27, 2008

Aloner

The status you gain in response to extreme harassment and backstabbing. This may most likely include, but is not limited to. People who were once your friends calling you every name in the book for no applicable reason. ie "Failure" "Ugly" "Retard" Call your 100% real leather jacket fake. Treat you like dirt and say they were just kidding. You tell them to stop and they get upset. Then, when you finally decide to do something about it you end up the bad - guy and your pretty much removed from the group because nobody wants you there anymore.

Those Sons of bitches i wasted my life befriending stabbed me in the back so now I'm an Aloner.

Aloner by The True Anti-Hero November 2, 2009

tip atonement

The superficial, overgratuitous, and "too little too late" speech that comes at the end of a poorly serviced restaurant meal from a neglegent waitress in the hopes that she might still get a tip.

Waitress: "why THANK you SO MUCH for honoring us with your visit tonight!! Is there ANYTHING else I can get for you? ANYTHING at all? Do you just want a bill? I've got it right here. Thank you SO MUCH!"

Customer: "Um, how about the two cokes we asked for a half an hour ago while you were in the back picking your nose? God you're a stupid bitch. I'm not giving you a tip for that shitty tip atonement."

tip atonement by Scottee Mac January 8, 2006

Atonement Academy

Irrelevant

Person 1: hey what middle school did you go to?
Person 2: Atonement Academy
Person 1: what the fuck is that

Atonement Academy by WBB c April 10, 2019

Alonerphobe 

An aloner phobe is someone who doesn't like to be by themselves! if there is someone around they know they do prety much anything to chill with them....if they are alone they prefer to be quick and not have people notice them...they also feel sad when alone.

No don't leave me i'll have no friends, im such an alonerphobe

Alonerphobe by Smiley12 October 30, 2011

Astonermy 

The field of astronomy studied and accepted by stoners. The act of staring in to the sky commenting on how crazy the universe is while under the influence of marijuana.

Stoner 1: Lets go get baked.

Stoner 2: Yeah bro, we can do some astonermy.

Astonermy by Dr. Psych September 21, 2013