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5. atomic wedgie
A wedgie that is pulled over the head, thus creating pain in the balls and anal swelling, sometimes bleeding. An adminesterer of the atomic wedgie needs strength, arms or legs (to pull up underwear), eyes (to see where the underwear is), a sense of humor, and life. Victim of said wedgie only needs underwear on, a buttcrack, and a head. It is more enjoyable to the admineresterer, however, if the victim has life, the ability to scream, cry, wet pants, and not be strong at all.
Victim: (Underwear stretched out about 3 feet) "Mommy! Mommy! At school there were these big kids that gave me an atomic wedgie! They picked me up and I cried and they grabbed my undies and they dropped me and I dangled from 'em and they stetched 'em over my head and taped the elastic to my chin and I ran and hit a wall and cried and then they picked me up and tore a hole in my undies and hung me from the wall by it and they laughed and I pee-peed in my pants really hard and it hit one of 'em in the face and they got me off the wall and held me down and kicked me between the legs and I cried!!!
Victims Mom: "Now, you're old enough to fight your own battles, sweety!"
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1. atomic wedgie
When one is still in undewear and someone pulls up on the waistband and tries to pull it over the recivers head.
Man my "friend" came over while my parents were out at the time. then he cave me an atomic wedgie. after that he duck taped my hands to my chest my legs together and the wedgie to my head he also duck taped me to the floor under my bed it was summer and my parents didnt find me till 3 days passed it hurt.
by tapped to hoop Jan 11, 2005 add a video
2. atomic wedgie
a super wedgie where the goal is to actually get the underpants over the head.
w0w check out senor lopez's atomic wedgie!!! that must have hurt!
by jimbob Feb 27, 2003 add a video
3. atomic wedgie
when the underwear is lifted up and over the victims head.
like my friends were staying the weekend... while parents gone... and they gave me an atomic wedgie... taped me on to a wall so i couldnt pick it... and taped my legs apart... and my arms wide and my head and mouth... and started hitting me in the balls with their feet, and balls, and a pole, and everything... it was good
4. atomic wedgie
A painful prank where 1 or more people pull the tighty whities of somebody up and over that persons head while they are wearing them, sometimes covering their eyes. This wedges the underwear up their crack, sometimes causing them to cry. It is really funny to watch!
That nerd was being nerdy, so we gave him an atomic wedgie and made him keep it there for an hour!
6. atomic wedgie
An atomic wedgie consists of 10 steps: Number 1: Find a victim, preferably in a public place(school).Make sure the victim is male, weak, and wears tighty whities.Also, a nerdy kid is recommended.Number 2:Knock the kids books down in the hallway. Make sure they are all on the floor.He will bend over to pick them up. Number 3: When he bends over, grab his underpant's waistband. Make sure you have a tight grip on his undies before yanking.(Take note of what kind of underpants he is wearing,so you know which type is strongest and won't rip easily.Two good kinds are Hanes and Fruit of the Loom.)Number 4: By this time the victim knows what you are trying to do, so, before he can run away, you must pull his underpants up with all your strength.Pull up and do not release your grip. The victim will probably start crying,or shreik out with pain, so you have to cover his mouth to prevent an adult from hearing. To do this, you should probably get someone to help you.Number 5: Keep pulling! The underpants should be showing in the front, too. Also the legholes should start to appear in the back. That is a very good sign, because it tells you that the undies are wedged right in between the victim's butt cheeks. This causes extreme pain, but to make sure that the victim is embaressed, you must make sure that a crowd is watching. To get a crowd, you might want to tell people what you are going to do before you wedgie the victim. Number 6: If the victim pees,it will only make him more embar...
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7. atomic wedgie
A wedgie that go's over you're head
I was staying at my friends house for a sleppover with 9 of my other friends.We were playing truth or dare when it came to me I said DARE.Then they said i had to do wat ever they said for the hole night.They gave me every wedgie there was the atomic wedgie was the wrost.Then they said when i got a boner they would take photos of it
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