automaton 

A tool; a sheep; one who blindly follows trends and majority rule on account of being too stupid and/or insecure to think for themselves and express their own views.

Chris actually had no problem at all with classic literature, but because he was a complete milquetoast automaton, he laughed along anyway with his Sigma Chi brothers at the guy reading Candide at the neighboring table in the library.

automaton by Rob-a-dob August 29, 2007

Mindless Automaton

A person who follows instructions blindly and to the letter never exercising judgement or common sense. This is most commonly seen in bouncers, security guards and door men.

Mark: That damn Mindless Automaton just took my Crisps and Iron Bru
Simon: You wanna say that to his face?
Mark: I would, but he'd probably think it was a complement

Mindless Automaton by seo01 July 30, 2008

Automatonophobia 

Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.

Sally, who has Automatonophobia, had a nightmare about ventriloquist's dummies chasing her and killing her. She had a heart attack and died.

Automatonophobia by AshleyXOX March 9, 2007

Atomiton 

(A-tom-I-ton)

Noun

1: An un-educated, un-scientific word describing a person or object of considerable mass

2: Describing a range of enjoyment that would normally be too great for an explanation

"That dude weighs an Atomiton!"

" You want me to try lifting that Atomiton box?!"

"This is an Atomiton of fun!"

Atomiton by TheOfficialUncle🅱oneless December 6, 2016

Automatonophobia 

Fear of Ventriloquist dummies, animatronic figures or wax dummies

We were watching Jeff Dunham on T.V last night and when Sue saw Walter the dummy she nearly had a heart attack then she told me that she had Automatonophobia. I then apologised.

Automatonophobia by Metalfan 2010 November 8, 2010

automaton 

musical genius and massive bumface...makes weird glitchy sounds come out of computers and makes trumpy sounds with his mouth...the greatest lover in the world...bribe him with chicken, rum or old skatewear.

i wish i could make beats like automaton

automaton by floppyv December 16, 2009

Automatonophobia-46 

Automatonophobia-46:

Fear of Dummies named Biden.

Listening to Joe Biden's nonsense has caused severe Automatonophobia-46.

Automatonophobia-46 by Natalia🦋 August 18, 2021