|1.||Athens Drive High School|
The most mixed up/ f*ked up school in North Carolina. Home to the rich white snobs shipped in from Cary, the ghetto/welfare blacks from Raleigh and the illegal/ex-prisonmates mexicans. Where there is at least one gang war, two stabbings, and 20 car thefts every year. Where football team has been last in the state for over 10 years now and seems to never get any better. Where the freshman girls seem to be screwing earlier and earlier. Where if you go out into the parking lot all you see are cars that are all worth over $40,000 and then go down a little furter down the road near the school and you will find cars worth $40. You got your variety of white folks there... the rich-hippies, the rich-yuppies, the rich-sluts, and the rich-geniuses. Where certain kids get picked up in a new $100,000 car every day. Where there is an enmorous amount of pot smoking going on but depending on how much money you have the kind of pot you have (i.e. headies, middies, swag, and FIRREEEE) where everyone does drugs but the white/rich snobs from Cary get the money from their parents and ghetto black/mexicans rob each other or the white snobs from Cary for it. Home to the original senior rock, Athens has some of the highest G.P.A's and some of the lowest G.P.A's. Where the ex-mayor son goes and gets high with all the other rich pot heads in their mercedes/BMW's/or whatever car that daddy bought for them. Athens is known f...more...
A person who jumps into the back of a car to go off campus for lunch with you, but doesn't talk to the driver first.
This type of person also screws up any pre-planned lunches by taking up a seat or “bucket” in the vehicle. This messes up the number of people originally walking to the car by adding an unknown extra person to sneak a ride in the vehicle. Most of the time the driver is too nice and polite to kick the bucket jockey out of the seat, because it is guaranteed to be a socially awkward confrontation. This results in a quiet and uncomfortable car ride to and from lunch. This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
johnny french - “wow really? that bucket jockey just jacked my bucket”
ridiculous nicholas - “oh word, well then kick him out”
johnny french - “naw man, that’ll be mad awkward”
ridiculous nicholas - “wait, doesn’t he have his own car, shouldn’t he drive himself”
bucket jockey - ...*chirp chirp*
cole - “yo we going to Bo’s today?”
tcarey - “yeah chief, hop in my car”
cole - “oh shoot you already got like four bucket jockeys in there”
A slang term for a males weenie/pee-pee. Can be substituted with words like junk, shaft, johnson, tally-whacker or schlong.
The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.
Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
"Yo! Sarah just kicked a ball right into Mike's schwing schwong."
"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"
"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
- Noun - A student who runs to the high school parking lot and uninvitedly jumps into the car of other students going to lunch.
The Lunch Vulch circles his or her prey, and quickly patrols the parking lot trying to to jump into any vehicle he or she can find.
They runs up to a car that is driving off to lunch and say "Got room for one more?"
If the Lunch Vulch is successful, he or she will create an awkward lunch for the entire group and will throw off the original number of students that planed on riding in that particular vehicle.
The Lunch Vulch preys on the nice, and take advantage of students who are too polite to tell them to "GET OUT OF THE CAR, IM NOT TAKING YOU OFF FOR LUNCH"
In the extreme cases, the "Lunch Vulch" is already in/at your car, classifying them as a "Bucket Jockey"
The only know defense seems to be having a member of the opposite gender in the vehicle before the Lunch Vulch swoops in for an attack.
They often fly in packs. Be careful out there soldier.
This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
Eric - "Yo we gotta go! We gotta get out the the parking lot first and beat the Lunch Vulch"
P-Mace - "OH CRAP, RUN"
Garrett - "C'MON GUYS"
TCarey - "LETS GO! LETS GO! LETS GO!"
(Students sprint out to parking lot)
(They arrive at lunch too late and the Lunch Vulch is already on patrol, cars are speeding past him/her, tires are squealing as people flee in panic)
Eric - "We're SCREWED"
Lunch Vulch - "Got room for one more?"
TCarey - "Quick find some chick! Thats the Lunch Vulch's kryptonite"
But it was too late, and an awkward lunch soon followed.
The most heaveonly japanese hibachi express restaurant in Athens, GA... or ALL of Georgia for that matter... since there is not a single similar restaurant inside the perimeter! Do I smell a franchise??!
The yellow sauce is crack. The ginger is super-crack. All in all, I could sip yellow sauce through a straw and be the happiest FATTEST bulldawg fan ever!!!!!! GO DAWGS!
Let's drive all the way to Athens for Inoko Express. That yellow sauce is the shit!
A very small town in Pennsylvania where more than half of the people are Hicks/Rednecks. Pretty much, this is the most boring town and the only thing to do is go drive around in circles, Steal Signs, go Cow-tippin, Drink beer, and Eat Howies Pizza.
A: "where ya from?"
B: "No you idiot...Pennsylvania"
A: "oh...never heard of it..."
Elberton, Georgia. Granite Capital of the World, a small town located in north GA near the SC border. Population 5,000ish. Isolated from interstates, many daydream about leading a glamourous life elsewhere when they graduate. You can drive across town in under 5 minutes if the green lights are with you.more...
Any shopping to be done beyond a grocery store or Walmart tends to happen in Athens or Atlanta, GA or Anderson, SC. The high school football stadium is one of the most unique in the country seating 20,000 on huge granite blocks. The high school mascot is the Blue Devil.
A quiet town where gossip travels fast, but there are wonderful, lifelong friends to be made. Many families live in the town for generations.
The Richard B. Russell hydroelectric dam on the Savannah River is a point of pride & there are many beautiful scenic areas for outdoor recreation. There are many fast food restaurants, but nice, sit-down establishments tend to struggle in this market. The churches are an important part of the social life as are numerous small businesses. Real estate is cheaper in Elberton, but turnover is correlated to the lower number of buyers. Occasionally, you can feel the ground shake if you are near a quarry when it is blasting out new blocks of granite.
You'll likely develop an appreciation for the peaceful, slower way of life in Elberton.
Another town of the same name is found in the state of Washington.