A pawn of the pagan gods.
Ever since the gods returned, they used atheism to help destroy Christianity
by Divus Acanthus April 29, 2012
either the belief that there is no god, or the belief that humanity doesn't know enough to make assumptions that lean in any particular direction. not to be confused with satanism which is in fact a religion. atheism is NOT a religion but a lack thereof.
billions of people have died in history by people killing in the name of various gods or religions.
atheism is a bit less violent in most situations, dont you think?
by John Q. notaumbass February 28, 2008
A degenerative condition transmitted during observation and comparison of human beings with monkeys.
Infection may become more serious with knowledge of history and a study of psychology. Often coupled with a secondary infection called 'intelligence'.
"I graded out of Atheism, Carpentry and Shit-kicking."
by Crazy Otto September 17, 2005
The belief that there was nothing, and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything, and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
Unless you are an expert in religion, atheism makes no sense.
by Ser Anneliese May 20, 2012
1) The belief that god does not exist, or a severe lack of faith in god. The advent of modern science and technology has slowly ebbed away at the belief god created everything, and has been on the rise since the mid 20th Century.
Once I believed in god, but the state of the world and new technology has made me look at this, and now, I have converted to Atheism.
by Sun-Won Kim December 25, 2003
The belief that there was nothing, and then nothing happened to nothing, thus, everything that is and ever was in the world began to exist. Including every living thing on earth, which supposedly evolved from the same single-celled organism that magically appeared out of the aforementioned nothingness.
Atheism is proof that some people are just idiots. To refuse the idea that there is a "magical ghost" that created everything, while still claiming that everything you see comes from magic? Now, THAT'S what I like to call hypocritical, indecisive bullshit.
by The Zeldaniac January 09, 2015
The belief that there was nothing, and nothing happened to nothing and nothing then magically exploded into everything for no reason, then bits of everything reformed into self-replicating bits for no reason, which then turned into dinsaurs.
You think religion is crazy? Just look at atheism sometime!
by The Whacko November 02, 2014
The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
Atheism
by Claptrap January 01, 2014

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