Apeshit bananas 

The extreme of going apeshit. To completely lose one's mind in a violent manner, or when used to describe a situation, the act of descending into complete chaos.

When I found out that my entire project had been deleted, I went completely apeshit bananas on everyone that had touched my computer in 24 hours.

By the time the riot police got there, everything was already apeshit bananas.

Apeshit bananas by Mr. Puggles September 26, 2011

apeshit 

A state of anger and rage that produces behavior more closely resembling that of an enraged ape than a human.

From the habit of enraged apes of flinging their own feces at their object of anger (if you haven't experienced this phenomenon first hand consider yourself blessed).

Billy-Bob went apeshit when Jimmy-Joe puked up four moon pies on his '68 Dodge Dart.

apeshit by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005

statutory apeshit 

statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.

1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.

statutory apeshit by Man-Machine June 25, 2008

ate shit 

to fall with a lot of force

Dude after I ran into the door, I ate shit so bad.

ate shit by Nicole February 18, 2004

go apeshit 

To have a cow and totally lose it.

After his pet baboon got out of its cage and threw its feces all around the house, Mike totally went apeshit.
(go apeshit)

go apeshit by Nick D October 21, 2005

apeshit-crazy 

The kind of anxiety usually expressed by the physical or mental desire to jump up and down, screaming and banging hands on chest or head on walls.

Pre-dates the shortened but now more common variant "apeshit."

My roommate just deposited my mail at the bank and dropped my bank-deposit in the post-office box, for the third time! I'm going apeshit-crazy!

apeshit-crazy by Buggy July 3, 2006

Ate shit 

To fall hard, often face-first, while walking, running, or attempting to perform a stunt. Eating shit may result in injury, because this type of fall often happens too quickly for the person to put their hands out to catch themselves.

"What happened to Adam's face?"

"He ate shit on his run this morning--the sidewalks are really icy!"

Ate shit by grimm23 January 30, 2022