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The atbrosphere is a special layer of the (larger) atmosphere, created by (and occupied by) the bro.
Only accessible via high and mighty ego and/or the lifted truck or jeep characteristic of the bro himself. There is also a special layer of the atbrosphere only accessible via low riding sportscar or kegstand. Contains roughly 40% douchebaggery (see: douchebaggery), 20% racism, 20% shitty music, 10% homophobia, 5% homoerotica, 3% ignorance (an isotope of douchebaggery), 2% oxygen, and 20% dumb, because bros can't do arithmetic. Bro A: "Bro, there's too many bros at this party. Like, this atbrosphere is enbroaching on my brovado."
Bro B: "Bro, don't make me beat your ass for using so many big words." Bro A: "Sorry, bro, I got a little broverwhelmed for a second there." Bro B: "..." Bro A: "Uhh...I mean...JAGER BOMBS! NO MORE QUEERS! FUCK YEAH!" |
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