phone company (cellular and land line) that screws people out of their money with mediocre service and shitty reception. Sure, they cover 97% of America, but that coverage is only if you have roaming enabled on your phone, and even then you only get one bar.
And then we got the telephone (bill) here, AT&T: American Thieves and Thugs, which is another way of saying more money for the Mafia! -Archie Bunker, All in The Family, S7E18
a fuck up phone company that doesn't have good service and cheats people out of money
don't use this service
Description of the effects of not-related-to-signal-strength mobile phone call quality problems.
To the other party in a mobile phone conversation: "Hay, could you say that last bit again, you went all AT&T on me".
all talk and no truth
- dude i got major ass tonight from 5 chicks
- that guy is AT&T
Ass, Tits, and Twat
Dude, she's got great AT&T.
A wireless phone company (also landlines and internet) with pretty bomb
commercials. Not sure if their service is any good.
(I forgot her name so we'll just call her Jen)
Jen: (on the phone) hey mom, i'm in Las Vegas with (boyfriend)
Mom: Okay, just promise me you won't come home married.
Mom: Jen? (looks around) Listen to me, Jen; don't make the same mistake I did.
(girl comes downstairs)
Beth: wu? (what's up)
Mom: Your cell phone bill is what's up. All these text messages.
Beth: omg, inbd. (oh my gosh, it's no big deal)
Mom: It is a big deal. Who have you been texting 300 times a day?
Beth: idk, my bff Jill? (i don't know, my best friend forever Jill)
Mom: Well tell your bff Jill that I'm taking away your phone.
Beth: tisnf! (that is so not fair)
(girl puts phone in mother's hand and goes upstairs)
Mom: Me paying this bill, that's what's...s...nf.
Adj. When your penis drops, going limp before the act of intercourse.
I was with this chick, then I saw her roommate and went AT&T. She made go down on her after that.