the Waltz - nounmore...
to Waltz - verb
1. A dance.
A type of ballroom dance, performed in closed position.
Is usually a slow dance, though some types can be performed to faster paced music.
Characterized by gliding movements.
This dance is very old and pre-dates the 1600's
If you perform the Waltz with your partner (or friend) then one of the following is likely to be the case:
- You are of high class
- You are extremely rich
- You and your partner are very much in love
- You and your friend are making other people jealous
- If you are a woman; You are dancing with a gentleman
- If you are a man; You are dancing with a lady
2. A form of music
3. In alternate verb form, to walk around the place as if you own it (bonus points if you do actually own ...
The act of barging in on someone else's shining moment to merely announce who you think should have had that shining moment.
Kanye really showed off his kanye manners last night at the VMAs.
"Ha ha this definition is so funny, I love slang that references pop culture!"
Referencing this moment will stop being funny in 5...4...3...2...
|59.||Moment of Clarity|
The moment when a person realises (realistically) how breathtakingly/completely drunk he/she really is.
Usually occurs when out partying/clubbing, and most commonly when using the toilet, as the environment is mostly devoid of any stimulation and allows the person in question to self-reflect and fully comprehend how drunk they really are. May also happen when sitting alone for a period of time.
Note for guys: a moment of clarity may be unlikely if using a urinal/trough due to fight or flight response which may distract you from any quiet self-reflection.
This "moment of clarity" is usually accompanied by other strange thoughts including: admiration of the design of the toilet, wall paper, graffiti. Also looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing u look like drunk but you don't care because the feeling of accomplishment for being so drunk and knowing it overrides that.
Two guys in adjacent cubicles in the toilet:
Guy 1: "Hey dude its been a pretty fun night hey?"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I'm having a moment of clarity?"
Guy 1: "Haha yeah you did look pretty pissed on the dance floor the way you groped that chick!"
Guy 2: "Haha awesome! This is the best night ever!! I love you man!"
A crayola gangster is an individual who chooses to represent a REAL street gang based on the fact that they wear his favorite colors or because they have the hottest song out at the moment. They're most commonly used colors are Blue and Red (CRIP and BLOOD). A crayola gangster also switches gangs and colors freely, whenever it is convenient to do so, as opposed to their REAL counterparts who's only way out of the gang is death. Beware when approaching some crayola gangsters, as they have something to prove and might try to imitate their REAL gangster counterparts. Crayola gangsters also live well outside areas where their REAL counterparts reside. This creates the delusion effect and causes them to really believe in themselves beacause they have no reference to or regulation by actual gangsters. This is an ever-growing epidemic. They even give these individual huge record deals and it has became a market where it is easy for them to ascertain fame. Perfect example of this is Soulja Boy Tell Em' - YOUTUBE HIM TO SEE FOR YOURSELF
Just look in any high school where gangs are not really a problem and you will find a fine specimen yourself. Hey man look at this Crayola Gangsta
"CRAYOLA GANGSTER FOR LIFE!"
When a person is kneeling in the middle of a circle jerk and turning their head side-to-side with mouth wide open and eyes tightly shut trying to catch every drop of gooey production at the moment the circle jerk participants are simultaneously climaxing. At this moment, the person appears to be immitating Stevie Wonder mid-song.
My friends have been giving me shit ever since they heard my sister did a Stevie Wonder at a frat party last year.
|62.||this is gross moment|
When you're eating something you've been eating for a while, commonly something you've eaten many times before, and you realize suddenly that it is gross. Frequently happens at Subway.
"I ate this brand of veggie hot dogs for months before I had a 'this is gross moment' and then never bought them again."
act of expressing a brief moment of elation
guy 1:did you see the ass on that chick?
guy 2: chirp
guy 1: chirp (at this moment a drifter can be used to emphasize the chirp)