|1.||Sleep of faith|
A nap taken when one is too lazy or tired to set an alarm and instead just hopes one will wake up in time for one's next engagement.
Often a bad idea and commonly results in the phrase "it seemed like a good idea at the time."
Shit, I'm four hours late for work! Why the hell did I take a sleep of faith? Ugh...it seemed like a good idea at the time...
|2.||look at the time|
something to say to save yourself from an awkward moment
guy 1: so do you like feet?
guy 2: umm.....yes?
guy 1: nice
guy 2: ...
guy 1: ...
guy 2: oh, look at the time!
|3.||panic at the disco|
An demonic 4-headed demon spawned by Pete Wentz created to pollute sound waves with there music, causing people's ears to bleed with "I write sins not tragedies" and there disguisting and insulting cover of the Smashing Pumpkin's "Tonight, Tonight"
Beware of this Panic at the disco, it is known to make you loose all interest in what music actually is and base everything on how cute the band members are. Along with Fergie, Mims, and The Ying Yang twins, it is said to bring forth a terrible time known as the music apocolypse, where all good music ceased to excist. The only known way to destroy it's evil power is to have their guitarist, Ryan Ross, replace Herman Li at a DragonForce concert and expecting Ryan to play as good as him. He will then slowly deteriorate and loose his mind, having to play actual notes, not just random power chords and reily on looking cute
Poor little Penelope was only 10 when she was hypnotized by the demonic sound waves of the Panic At the disco. Soon, she started yelling cries of "OMG RYAN ROSS IS SOOO HOT!!!"
|4.||All The Time Moment|
When someone says they do something "all the time". Pioneered by Bradley, see below for original "all the time" moment.
Original All The Time Moment:
Brad: You have holes in your jumper for your fingers... I do that ALLLL THE TIME, like probably THREE YEARS AGO, at LEAST.
Brad walks off.
|5.||whats the time?|
Whats the time is an English codeword originating from Yorkshire that is really bad swearing at people you know you can't swear at.
Ever had an irritating person bugging you and you can't say anything back to them (your boss, your girl/boyfriends best mate etc)? Simply say 'whats the time?' to them and replace those three words in your head with what you really want to say to them for instant stress releif.
Boss: I've accidentally deleted the reports you made for the last months income. You'll have to write them up again for me.
You: Whats the time?
You(what your really saying): I hope you fall off a bridge and die you son of a bitch!
|6.||Panic at the Disco|
Panic at the Disco is, quite simply, the reason for all existence. These males are superbly attractive in every way imaginable; from Ryan's vanilla deodorant to Jon's Christmas/Sensual Amber smell to Spencer's love of black dress shirts, this band is the equivalent of existing. Each member of the band - Spencer James Smith V, George Ryan Ross III, Jonathan Jacob Walker, and Brendon Boyd Urie - is absolutely, astoundingly, amazing perfect in every way imaginable. Anybody that doesn't agree with said statement shall perish at once. Now, despite what you may believe to be true, there is no exclamation point/mark in the title "Panic at the Disco". It was heftily removed in January of 2008, which was nearly a year ago, so you shawtehz shall CEASE using it, at once. Stupendous lyrics and admirable song titles put Panic at the Disco at the top of every teenager's list. Most of these "fans", however, aren't actually fans. You see, my dear friend, those who think they are fans merely because they find frontman Brendon Urie attractive, shall die in a fire at this time. Those pathetic humans need to open their stupid little eyes and become aware of the fact that other members are in the band, as well; for instance, Jon, Spencer, and Ryan. Each of these males is equally attractive; not one of them is superior to any of the others in any way. Panic at the Disco recently toured alongside Black Gold, Motion City Soundtrack, The Hush Sound, and Phantom Planet on the 2008 Honda Civic tour,...more...
|7.||Joint at the Uterus|
The female version of "joint at the dick."
When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.
Boy: "Why is it that you two always seem to text me around the same time?"
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."