| 1. | Angle Girl | ||
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No I didn't spell Angel wrong, an Angle girl is one who has a slight butter face but who takes pictures often at their best angle to decieve people. Can be identified on social networking sites as girls who never seem to look directly at the camera. Guy1: Dude, u think this girl is hot?
Guy2: Are you kidding? every single one of her pictures is at an angle. Guy1: So? she looks good. Guy2:(scrolls to front and center picture) Guy1:Oh.....angle girl |
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| 2. | The Wheelie | ||
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Note: Whoever you are having sex with has to have pigtails else this will not work. Also doggy style. 1. While you are fucking your woman doggy style, grab her pigtails. 2. While still on your dick, lift her up from her pigtails and start fucking her at an angle, mid-air, in the same manner as a "wheelie" on a motorcycle, hence the name. Prima: hey mayn i totally did the wheelie on my girl last night
Secunda: what the shit is the wheelie Prima: where you pick up your girl doing her doggy style and then fuck her at an angle mid-air Secunda: oh sounds like quite the erotic move Prima: indeed clark duckington I |
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| 3. | Kraft Disease | ||
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1. when ones cock is bent at an angle.
2. when one can masturbate and have sex with his belly button at same time. As Kris was getting licked by courtland, he couldnt help but laugh at his Kraft disease.
She was directed away from the stinky mexican only to notice his kraft disease. |
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| 4. | myspace angle | ||
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When the camera is placed above your head at an angle to take a myspace picture.
This is usually done by the horribly mangled, ugly, and/or obese users who still want to be hunted by pedophiles, as to make them look more attractive (or at the very least more human) than they really are. An angle picture usually also has the contrast way up to hide the acne and cigarette burns on your cheap skanky ass. If the user is an emo in addition to the kuh-razy angle and high contrast they probably have it set to black and white with only one object in the picture in color. It makes them look enigmatic, or some shit like that. Person A: Woah! No way thats really Chelsea.
Person B: Yea it is, fatty's real good at myspace angles |
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| 5. | angle girl | ||
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a girl on myspace or any other social networking website who takes a bunch of pictures at different angles and uploads the ones that make her look as decent as possible and sometimes even pretty even though in person she is ugly wow that bombshell i met on myspace was such an angle girl.. she had a whole lot of ugly i couldn't see in her pics
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| 6. | angle cock | ||
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1. Original secret service code name given to the former Vice President of the United States, Richard "Dick" Cheney (subsequently changed to "angler"). 2. Valve at the end of a train car that shuts off the flow of pressurized air in the car and in the air hoses between the cars. This allows the hoses to be uncoupled. An angle cock assembly consists of the angle cock, a threaded pipe called a "nipple," cock brackets, and a U-bolt. --
Secret Service Agent: Angle cock just shot me in the face. I repeat. Angle cock just shot me in the face. Cheney: Go f*ck yourself. -- "He was working on a caboose with an angle cock that was allegedly defective. Later that day, in preparation for a switching operation, he attempted to release the air in the brake system by turning the angle cock. He testified that, because the angle cock was stiff, he had to use excessive force to loosen it." Erskine v. Consolidated Rail Corp., 814 F.2d 266 (6th Cir. 1987) |
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| 7. | Mangle | ||
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1. At an angle, a woman's face looks like a man. Besides the angle(s), she is hot. 2. When looking at a chick from an angle (could be multiple angles), her face resembles those characteristics of a man. Dude, would you still hook up with that chick at the bar, even though from here she has a mangle?
I first saw that chick from the lower right--she definitely has a mangle. Looking at her left side, I'd still hit that. |
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