Assumed Single 

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over

Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!

Assumed Single by Assumed Single Guy May 20, 2021

asmeda 

V. The act of placing recently expelled or "fresh" human feces into both ears of ones sexual partner. Then clapping hands over the partner's ears and yelling peanut. This is a variant to the wet willy, and often used in Angola.

N. A lady who enjoys showing her ass often.

"Did you even asmeda your girl last night, bro?" -Bro1
"Are you talking about that bitch from Edina?" -Bro2
"No, she is from Angola" -Bro1

asmeda by xXemogurrrrl24Xx July 2, 2014

assumed cinematographic innocence 

The assumption made that if there is a camera person filming it, anything being done is completely innocent.

Guy 1 - Hey man, look over there! That guy is totally stabbing that person!
Guy 2 - Don't worry man. They have a camera and stuff. It is probably just for some show or movie.
Narrator - Here we see Guy 2 demonstrating assumed cinematographic innocence while a real murder is being filmed.

assumed cinematographic innocence by HK6 March 11, 2014

assumed

Shit you think and answer it but don't know the fucking answer

I assumed this fuck was really true

assumed by Stephinie December 6, 2017

assumed

Asumed means you think about something without knowing what the real answer is

I assumed we were having a test today

assumed by Stephinie December 6, 2017

assumed

A way to fill in a blank or empty space.

They assumed he didn't already know about it.

The guy/girl assumed the powerful role in the company when the other guy/girl was forced out and lost his/her home.

assumed by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021