Assage Passage 

Poop.

I just had an awesome assage passage!

Assage Passage by LizzelFaShizzel August 5, 2009

Aquagenic Urticaria 

An extremely rare allergy to water that effects only a handful of people around the world. Symptoms include getting hives, burning, or itching sensations after making contact with water, or even their own sweat and tears. Drinking water can cause shortness of breath.

God bless people with Aquagenic Urticaria. It shows just how fortunate we really are.

Aquagenic Urticaria by Randomkid2222 April 24, 2011

assage 

Basically some good/desirable ass.

Whoa! Look at that assage!

assage by the pwn3r December 28, 2005

assuage 

To lessen, to dull, to decrease.

TJ Howard pops pills to assuage the pain of knowing he has a tiny penis.

assuage by Santas_On_A_Rampage March 12, 2005

Assage 

Cheeky - to be highy sarcastic and extra playful;

A form of being double-cheek (as in extra-cheeky), Thus Assage; To incorperate double cheek (Full Ass). Where someone is fully aware of a situation and plays on both the realistic and sarcastic uncomfortable undertones of a situation.

Your mother was very Assage towards the naked painting over our bed!

Assage by cazzy_11 September 25, 2010

asiageekification 

The process in which one becomes a weeaboo. I.e, becoming geekified to Asian culture, especially Japanese culture.

Dude! Amy went through asiageekification this summer and became a total weeaboo! Now all she talks about is anime and eats everything with chopsticks!

asiageekification by schmowwza November 26, 2010

assage 

a massage involving the ass

Example: Man, my ass is sore, could you give me an assage?

assage by Nicolle August 14, 2003