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1. astronut
A gay loser that has absolutely no friends and gets off by playing DDR every waking moment. Boy what a piece of shit...
Siples: Hey there, wanna play some DDR or maybe i can just suck you off.
Me: No thanks i'm not an astronut.
by Nate Naval May 2, 2005 add a video
2. Astronut
A person who is nuts about astronomy.
Jesus: "Yes! I received my SkyQuest XX14g GoTo Truss Tube Dobsonian Telescope!"
Daniel: "Astronut!"
3. Astronut
The act of shooting your dick up and around like a rocket until it makes it in a woman's vagina.
I played astronut with my girlfriend after sex last night.
4. astronut
having no life and getting no pussy
Siples: Hey im having a lan party tonight, wanna come?
Me: Fuck no, i fucking hate you
by Colin Beckley Apr 24, 2005 add a video
5. Astronut
Semen that is suspended in zero-gravity in space.
After a long mission on mars, Greg and Christina decided to get in on.Afterwords, they spent their time dodging the astronut that Greg had created.
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