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Astrofucker 

Basically any self-absorbed, closed-minded STEM person thinking that they're all-mighty and better than anybody else just because of what they chose to pursue. "Astro" coming from astrophysics. Often see people in any other fields (especially creative ones) as lesser beings. They are the douches of the modern era.
Astrofucker: What?! You chose to do lower level mathematics? What a pleb!

Normal person: Shut up astrofucker, not everyone has the same interests as you.
Astrofucker by RPG WOLF January 19, 2020
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Afrojackulate 

To relieve yourself by listening to Afrojack.
I Afrojackulated last night with Daft Sound.

I Afrojackualted with Afrojack all over your face.
Afrojackulate by MACER545 May 24, 2011

astrojax 

"I just bought my Astrojax from TOYSRUS!"
astrojax by Amanda August 22, 2003
(noun/verb) An event in an person's life where a ridiculously awesome fucking took place. An astrofuck typically occurs when all partners involved would admit that that particular fucking was their best yet. As a rule, you cannot use this word after your first time.
"Babe, you and I are going to astrofuck tonight."

"Dude, last night, right after the party, Jennifer and I astrofucked. It was awesome."

Astrofuck by InjuredMedic October 21, 2008

astrofuckingnomical 

What an astrofuckingnomical building
astrofuckingnomical by ogaago April 26, 2011

afrojacking 

To masturbate with an unshaven lot of public hair.
John: Did you see Jack on webcam?
Demetri: Yeah, he was afrojacking and you could barely see his penis
John: Oh...well.
afrojacking by GSJS December 24, 2010

Afrojacking 

Jacking off to the show Afro Samurai.
Man, I love afrojacking.
Afrojacking by YourMother'sFace December 24, 2010