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astroz are faggot ass bitches that name themselves after a terrible song., they think their cool because they smoke weed even though everyone hates them. they hangout with a bunch of bitches called the astra-hoez who they hook up with even though their as ugly as my shit. Never talk to an astro or join astroz or everyone besides the will view you as a faggot
yo did you see those astroz
Yeah their faggots and those astra-hoez are ugly as shit
by hudsfbsfhpspdfbsfsdfsd April 04, 2010
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1.
possibly the coolest kind of person one can be.
they smoke lots of weed but people need to get the fuck over it.
others strive to be like astroz or astra-hoes, especially faggot ass uptight bitches.
"yo, lets go chill with the astroz, not those faggot ass bitches."
by anurbandictionarywriter March 21, 2010
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2.
By far the most awesome baseball club in the national league. However, they got worked by those gangsta White Sox from Chicago in the 05 World Series, the first World Series appearance for the Astros.
Go Astros, or Go 'Stros
by 'StroMan April 10, 2009
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3.
Short for astronomical. A word used by skaters to describe something that’s totally bomb, usually like a difficult trick that they can do or see someone doing.
Damn, jah see home boy land the Caballerial? Dat flip is so astro.
by Let me be anonymous August 02, 2008
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4.
Always Stating The Really Obvious
similiar to Captain Obvious.

user1: you are such a republican
user2: dont listen to him he's ASTRO
by deervark September 01, 2005
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5.
The most pathetic excuse for a team in Major League Baseball. Consistantly field a shit excuse for a team. Piss poor management, redneck local yokel owners, clueless scouts, and lackadaisical players add up to consistant failure.
by rlrsltx July 30, 2011
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6.
1. Any dance which involves maintaining the hands in the position of the American Sign Language sign for the letter D; also known as the Pointy Finger Dance or the Drunken Finger Dance.

2. To dance the Astro.
He accidentally poked me in the eye while he was doing the Astro too enthusiastically on the dance floor.
by Christopher Garvey February 16, 2009
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7.
A boy usually who extremely gay and likes penis, he will usually deny the fact he likes penis but in reality he stares at penis pictures on the internet all the time, he is the typical gay guy who will wear pink and lipstick with makeup and acts really gay and uses a gay voice.
Gay Boy Astro
by LeftyLeTroll October 16, 2012
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