Altima Energy

You know when you're driving down the road and all the sudden a car is swerving in between lanes and speeding and just all around a bad driver. Yeah it was probably someone in a Nissan Altima. Come to the south if you must see.

Woah who was that reckless fuckwit of a driver thats shit at driving. Damn altima energy.

Altima Energy by The mystical M January 4, 2022

asimina

the name of the best person i have ever met in my entire life. she is the sweetest most respectful girl you will ever meet. and if you run across an asimina then you know you are running across the greatest girl in the world. and if by chance you happen to catch her heart never let it go and never ever injure it.

Always do what you feel is right Asimina.

asimina by sorrymoobah September 25, 2011

Nissan Altima 

A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.

There's a white person driving that Nissan Altima! Oh never mind, it's a black person.

Nissan Altima by NissanAltimas March 8, 2011

antimacatter 

A square of aluminum foil placed upon a surface to deter cats from walking on it.

After I saw John sitting on the closed lid of the record player I put a piece of aluminum foil on top of it to act as an antimacatter.

antimacatter by ashburyclowden April 6, 2013

antimacassar 

An antimacasser is a small mat--usually crocheted or tatted but maybe embroidered on silk, linen, cotton or wool of woven cloth--which was used in Victorian and Edwardian times to protect the top back and sometimes arms of upholstered chairs and sofas from men's hair oil. Macassar oil was a common hair oil made from palm or coconut oil and usually scented with Ylang-ylang. The name is taken from the port of Makassar in Indonesia from which the product was imported.

The old lady's room was crowed with heavy mahogany furniture, deeply carved, upholstered with dusty, crimson plush with intricate crochet antimacassar mats draping the backs of the chairs, still emitting the faint, stale sent of the hair oil of by-gone generations of gentlemen.

antimacassar by bbarbib May 26, 2009

ASIM SQUAD 

ASIM SQUAD IS BIGGEST FANDOM OF BIGGBOSS IN THESE DAYS

ASIM SQUAD MADE A HISTORY

15 MILLION TREND WITHOUT BOTS AND WITHOUT ANY PR

ASIM SQUAD by Sidharth anand July 11, 2021

asimov's sideburns 

1) n. To be used in similes to show something is epic.
2) v. To be used to show you are doing something epic.
3) a. To be used to show how awesome what you are looking at is epic.
4) av. To be used to show how epic what you are/were doing is/was.

The phrase 'asimov's sideburns' refers to the science fiction writer Isaac Asimov, known mainly for his writing and good intellect, but the hidden gem of his character were his heavily-cultivated sideburns. Asimov fans around the world recognise Asimov's sideburns as some of the most persona-defining, ingenious, and gravity-defying hair since Friderich Nietzche's moustache.

1) She was as awesome as asimov's sideburns.

The Grand Canyon's pure sight was breathtaking, like asimov's sideburns.
2) I totally asimov's sideburned down that road.
3) Wow, did you see that asimov's sideburns car?
4) The car was asimov's sideburning asimov's sideburnly.

asimov's sideburns by I Define The Internet May 9, 2010