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5.
A girl that has a large butt or rear end that is appealing to other men.
Tyron Williams: Homey, check out this girls butt.

Michael Runtenburg da 3rd: OOOOOEEEEEE That girl has so much asthma she needs an inhaler...oooooeeeee!

Tyron: OOOOEEEEE (While high fiving Michael Runtenburg da 3rd's hand)
by Amit Soni October 02, 2010
 
1.
A serious disease. Do to one's Bronchial Tube swelling and oxygen not being able to pass through ones system easly. If you have asthma then there is a pretty good chance that you are allergic to something.Asthma is something to be taken serouisly. A common steriotype is that asthma is found in only fat kids and nerds. If someone has an asthma attack, then they will probably use something called an inhaler or a "puffer". If you have it bad enough, it may be fatal. It may heal over time and it may devlope over time too.
See: weezing
Girl: Wanna play soccer?
girl 2: Sorry, i'm going out to get a new inhaler. Can I play after?
Girl: You have asthma?
Girl 2: Obvy...
by Lizzie_the_great September 27, 2005
 
2.
Asthma is a serious disease found in many people, fat or thin, nerdy or cool - some of the top atheletes in the world suffer asthma and take medication before they participate in their atheletic events.

Suffered by millions in the world, asthma is a chronical disease to the respiratory system and can be triggered by almost anything: cold air, allergens, cold food, and/or certain enviroments.

Treating asthma can vary from a simple inhaler medication (ASMOL Inhaler), a flixotide inhaler (is a preventer, and helps prevent serious asthma attacks), liquid asmol misted by a nebuliser (comes in larger doses) many other types of anti-biotics and the immune steroid, Prednislone, and Prednisolone.

Prednislone is an immune steroid, which effects a vast area of the immune system, you could almost say all of it.
Prednislone is severely dangerous if mis-used and can kill you.
Patients who take prednislone for longer than 7 days must slowly reduce the dose untill they have weeded their body off the drug, it replaces the bodies natural steroids and with the source of these steroids instantly dropping, your body would stop functioning correctly, possibly causing many life-threatening diseases.

Side effects of the drug include:
---Major
• depression, mania, or other psychiatric symptoms
• unusual fatigue or weakness
• blurred vision
• abdominal pain
• peptic ulcer
• infections
• painful hips or shoulders
• osteoporosis
• acne breakouts
• insomnia
• reduced libido

---Minor
• weight gain
• Stretch Mark
• facial swelling
• nervousness
• acne
• rash
• increased appetite
• hyperactivity
(thanks to wikipedia for the side effects)
Son: Mom, I think I'm getting asthma.
Mom: We need to take you to a doctor straight way. He'll give you a prescription for flixotide and some ventolin nebules.
Son: Thanks mum.
by Stephen Mills April 10, 2007
 
3.
A. A condition that causes people to be short of breath.
B. An excuse used by fat, lazy, smokers who really don't have asthma.
A. Bobby has asthma so he can't play soccer.

B. Paige- *Heavy Breathing* "Guys, wait...up..."
Sean- "Dude, are you okay?"
Paige- "Yeah, I just...have...asthma."
*silence*
Jane- "We've walked like two feet..."
Sean- "You're just fat and lazy."
Paige- "No, I smoke..."
by CassieXXY November 21, 2009
 
4.
A serious condition for people!
Also a good use in gym class :-)
Something I don't have!
Girl 1- Man I had such a bad asthma attack last night!
Girl 2- Good thing you had that pump right!

OR

Girl 1- Oh for the love of God why we gotta run track for gym knowing that I have asthma.....
Boy 1- Oh wow that's pretty F'd up!
Gym teacher- (Girl) You don't have to run the track today but you have to jog on it!
Girl 1- Alright!
Boy 1- Oh sh!t..... Uh I have asthma to!
Girl and Gym teacher- STFU!
by Lala land boo boo August 01, 2013
 
6.
A condition that prevents a man from doing something unless he has permission from his wife or girlfriend. Everytime they're invited to do something they respond "I gotta asthma girl" or "I gotta asthma (ask my) wife"
Guy A: Where's John
Guy B: Man, you know he can't go nowhere. That fool got asthma.
by abd July 14, 2006
 
7.
Hott girl or guy that takes your breath away.
Man, everytime he is around I have an asthma attack.
by Diane the BITCH July 09, 2005