An honorary title given to a member of a group of friends (or tribe
) who has most recently hurl
ed in the presence of those friends. As another member of the tribe
becomes asswipe, the title passes, and the previous person loses the title. Only applies when technicolor yawn
is caused by over indulgence in consumption of food, alcohol
, or recreational drugs
-- not by sickness or other factors.
Often used to draw attention to and discourage bad behavior, and to penalize lack of self-control through peer humiliation
Don asswipe: A permanent title for someone who assumes the asswipe title three times.
Jaron became asswipe again last night! His puke was everywhere.
Ugg .. I'm stuffed .. if I eat another hobo pie
, I'm going to be asswipe tomorrow for sure.
I see you are passing time with the green fairy
, do you want to become asswipe again?
an obnoxious person,
what an asswipe,that guy is such an asswipe
a total fucking moron, that is stupider then the day is long
1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
2a). a device that has been used to
remove excrement from the anus.
2b.) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude
2c)a device used to remove excrement.
3. Someone you would wipe your ass with.
"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")
1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!
3. I have to shit, come over here steve!
1) Flaming and pissy person who won't shut up and generally makes a total ass of themselves.
2) Someone whose primary and sole purpose of existance is as a plunger.
3) Can be used as multiple parts of a sentence.
1) Newby is an asswipe, he just won't shutup.
2) Newby is an asswipe, he needs to clean the shit out of his ears.
3) Newby is such an asswiping asswipe, I can't asswiping believe that asswipe.
A better pronunciation of the original asswipe..........so real asswipes wont know what the hell you are talking about!!!
What's up asswipe ( AHZ-WEEP-A)
undeserving of anal consideration
smelly like toilet paper
pejorative of anal uncleanliness
i can believe what an asswipe that guy is
u asswipe..clean up ur act!!!
Someone one who does stupid stuff.
My best friend is such an asswipe when he tries to be funny.