Pronounced: ass-weep-pay

An honorary title given to a member of a group of friends (or tribe) who has most recently hurled in the presence of those friends. As another member of the tribe becomes asswipe, the title passes, and the previous person loses the title. Only applies when technicolor yawn is caused by over indulgence in consumption of food, alcohol, or recreational drugs -- not by sickness or other factors.

Often used to draw attention to and discourage bad behavior, and to penalize lack of self-control through peer humiliation.

Don asswipe: A permanent title for someone who assumes the asswipe title three times.

Origin: pennsic
Jaron became asswipe again last night! His puke was everywhere.

Ugg .. I'm stuffed .. if I eat another hobo pie, I'm going to be asswipe tomorrow for sure.

I see you are passing time with the green fairy, do you want to become asswipe again?
by MarcusNine August 23, 2008
Generally used as a strong swear, Asswipe basically means that you are a worthless person used to wipe other people's asses. Thus meaning that you are a worthless piece of shit.
*playing Halo*
Guy 1: Ok, go get the Flag.
Guy 2: Fine. *gets on warthog*
*Guy 2 is killed by a Headshot*
Guy 1: My God! You fucking suck you Asswipe!
by CristWiiSquire August 22, 2008
sometimes a lame teenager who trys to be smart and brilliant. Most often than not, failing at it.
"I smoke weed and I'm a genious"
"No, I'm sorry, you're an ass-wipe"
by cheesebread August 26, 2007
This is what you call someone who's realy pissin' you off
It's usually added onto "shut the fuck up you...." and you have to say it as if you are out of breath else it looses it's meaning
by not shown May 05, 2003
A Person or Person who are so stupid or ignorant that they might as well be used to wipe up the crap off your ass.
The person who pulls out in front of everyone at an intersection even though the light was RED is an ass wipe.
by 1/2 Dead Already December 29, 2009
One who is the same as a cloth that wipes the crap from my ass.
My husband is an asswipe.
by lgeorge April 29, 2006
A.K.A. Toilet Paper.
also known as a person who is just as shitty as a piece of toilet paper.
"Oh lord girl your such an ass wipe! Your B.O. is lingering and it makes me think.."
by Chelseyyy! January 09, 2010
This word is used to define someone who is either A. Being a dick because you won't give in quick enough or B. Someone who is just a plain asshole.
Hey, you fucking ass wipe!
I'm on my period ass wipe!
by Tenorsax chick December 01, 2013

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