Pronounced: ass-weep-pay

An honorary title given to a member of a group of friends (or tribe) who has most recently hurled in the presence of those friends. As another member of the tribe becomes asswipe, the title passes, and the previous person loses the title. Only applies when technicolor yawn is caused by over indulgence in consumption of food, alcohol, or recreational drugs -- not by sickness or other factors.

Often used to draw attention to and discourage bad behavior, and to penalize lack of self-control through peer humiliation.

Don asswipe: A permanent title for someone who assumes the asswipe title three times.

Origin: pennsic
Jaron became asswipe again last night! His puke was everywhere.

Ugg .. I'm stuffed .. if I eat another hobo pie, I'm going to be asswipe tomorrow for sure.

I see you are passing time with the green fairy, do you want to become asswipe again?
by MarcusNine August 23, 2008
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Top Definition
1) a device that has been used to remove excrement from the anus. 2) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude a device used to remove excrement.
1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.
2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!
by Jovian August 06, 2003
An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")
by ices May 12, 2003
a shithead, shitsleeve, shitbum, asshole, dickface, etc.
Yo, asswipe, get your hands off my sister!
by Shane Arnold March 29, 2005
A complete moron; without a clue
George Bush is an Ass Wipe
by Laura July 20, 2004
1. A stupid individual you can't stand
2. Another term for an asshole
3. A brown-noser. Someone who is a teacher's pet or stuck up someone's ass.
1.Becky's boob ain't that big, she is such an asswipe.
2. What an asswipe.
3. Why don't you get your head out of Mr. Smith's ass, you asswipe.
by nay April 12, 2004
There is a common misconception that an asswipe can be equated to an asshole. This is quite untrue. An asswipe simply doesn't care. This is usually carried out to such an extreme extent that the apathy brings misfortune to those around the asswipe.

The key distinction is intent. An asshole would stick his leg out to trip you, making you drop what you were carrying and bringing general harm upon you. An asswipe would never dream of tripping you, but if you did trip, he would simply watch as you struggled to collect the scattered papers you had dropped. He doesn't hurt you but would never think of lifting a finger to help. He also may laugh a little at the sight of you falling over.
Victim: "dude, you pushed me into quicksand, you asshole."
Asshole: "haha, I did."

Victim: "dude, I fell into quicksand, help me!"
Asswipe: "eh."
by Timmers1112 January 14, 2010
An undesirable or offensive person.
"Quit being such an ass wipe."
by x January 22, 2003

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