ashwinder

1. "Ashwinder" is a Severus Snape/Hermione Granger fan fiction archive in the Harry Potter universe, with all content supporting the relationship between our most feared Potions Master and the little miss know it all herself.

2. Within the Harry Potter series the 'Ashwinder' is a serpent that is created from the remains of any magical fire that is allowed to burn unchecked. They are pale gray with glowing red eyes. Ashwinders only live for an hour, and will collapse to dust when they have laid their eggs.

1. "What are your favorite SS/HG fic sites?" "Oh I love Restricted Section but Ashwinder is my favorite!"

2. "Did you know that if in a residence and allowed to lay their eggs, the ashwinder's eggs will ignite and burn the dwelling down within minutes."

ashwinder by sureves January 5, 2010

Ass Wind 

A fart void of any smell at all. The opposite of the "silent but deadly" fart. This fart can be noisy and/or gross sounding, as long as it is odorless.

I just felt the breeze from your ass wind.

Or

Why didn't that fart smell at all? It's just ass wind.

Ass Wind by Big Lerm March 11, 2009

asswine 

Cheap wine you drink to get shitfaced

Person 1 : wanna go fore some asswine
Person 2: sure i don't have money for any nice wine

asswine by Scyra March 15, 2018

ashwindev

Handsome and gorgeous with a smile that will make you go crazy. He is sweetest, funny and charming and is absolutely amazing in bed. He is the most loyal friend anyone could ever ask for, without Ashwindev the friend group is seriously lacking and one knows something is missing when he's gone. Amazing to hang out with and makes you feel really special. He's also pretty emotional. He's a legend and he loves everybody especially people who love him back. Has boundless amounts of energy even when functioning on less than 3 hours of sleep. Ashwindev appreciates the little things in life and that's adorable. He'll never grow up and always tells people, "You only live once, so just have fun." He is also sexy beast with a pinch of attitude. Don’t let go of Ashwindev.

Person 1: I can't get that guy out of my mind, he is so amazing and gorgeous.... I want to date him.
Person 2: WOW, that's amazing.. He must be an Ashwindev.

Person 1: Yes, that's his name.

ashwindev by Aishu93 June 19, 2021

asswinsidepeople

1. means the same as assume

dont asswinsidepeople...it makes an ass outta winsidepeople

asswinsidepeople by BARDO May 2, 2004

asswidget 

A comeback name for someone who is being a dick.

What the fuck Tom? You're an ASSWIDGET!

asswidget by wings of wax July 28, 2011

asswinch

The act of having to use a winch to get your dick out of somebody's ass. Typical in daily gay interactions.

"Damn, yesterday I had to call in the asswinch to get my dick out of Tom's ass."

asswinch by Kraven Morehead Tuday November 25, 2006