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One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.
"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"
by El Matt February 28, 2008
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