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2. asswaffle
A word that Michael Zurawel made up a long time ago to tell people off in a funny way but also make them feel highly insecure.
" Yo, that guy in the 50 cent video was a complete asswaffle getting all thoughs hunnys on him"
1. asswaffle
(noun) some one who is anoying, or uncool in anyway, such as a a guy who keeps hittin on your girlfreind or wishes he was kurt cobain, or just plain sucks
"dude, your an asswaffle"
3. asswaffle
asswaffle(n); A person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. Also used to describe someone that won't let you run your game. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing. see douchewaffle.
that guy is such an asswaffle.

shes an atheist so she must be an asswaffle.
4. asswaffle
usually used by a chronically moody or negative person. Thrown into conversations even when it doesn't make sense.
Claire: Hey, how are you?
John: Your being an asswaffle 70% of the day
Claire: i hate you...
5. asswaffle
Someone who loves waffles and ass
Heat is an asswaffle
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