(noun) some one who is anoying, or uncool in anyway, such as a a guy who keeps hittin on your girlfreind or wishes he was kurt cobain, or just plain sucks
"dude, your an asswaffle"
by grungyflannel April 27, 2007
The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.
" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"
by Skitterbon pancakes January 15, 2012
A word that Michael Zurawel made up a long time ago to tell people off in a funny way but also make them feel highly insecure.
" Yo, that guy in the 50 cent video was a complete asswaffle getting all thoughs hunnys on him"
by Mandax95xlynnea April 11, 2009
(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.

(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.
"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."

"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."

"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."
by March1392 October 29, 2012
Asswaffles: a word to use when severely pissed off.
*drops brick on toe* "asswaffles!"

"So I gotta go babysit. We can't chill today." "Asswaffles!"
by aaswaffler February 05, 2012
The act of giving a rimjob while said persons ass is covered in maple syrup, and waffle mix.
I was forced to give a man an ass waffle in prison, this I shall never forget.
by bigwade August 24, 2006
asswaffle(n); A person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. Also used to describe someone that won't let you run your game. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing. see douchewaffle.
that guy is such an asswaffle.

shes an atheist so she must be an asswaffle.
by asswaffle May 23, 2010

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