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The definition of asswad is simple it is ifact the same term as mince and tatties read exmaple and understand
Ahh some mince and tatties
o you asswad you ruined the mince and tatties
look asswad these mince and tatties are fine
o shutit asswad you have no idea what good mince and tatties are and you never will
by Stealth June 05, 2004
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1.
Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.
"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"
by Hazard October 23, 2003
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2.
a complete jerk
someone who shoots mouth off when not asked.
a bulge in the rear of your jeans
Look at Jack,he's a complete asswad.
by Mr Lee December 20, 2006
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3.
Function: Noun, A mass of semen, and perhaps feces, that has been or will be discharged from the anus of a person after anal sex. "
The hooker left an asswad on my nightstand.
Tim is an asswad.
by blowhole138 November 09, 2007
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1. Whatever son of a bitch sets their coffee too close to mine (or yours) on the table, thus confusing me (or you) about which coffee is mine, as I have not had my quota of caffiene for the day yet. Forcing me to go buy another cup of coffee, which at 4 bucks a cup just plain pisses me off.
2. A stupid person beyond all hope of gaining any intellegence what so ever.
Some ASSWAD put thier coffee to close to mine, I'd love to bitch slap them silly.
by S8-10 August 08, 2006
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when you poop and your not done yet and you push and push to get it out so you can be done but it doesnt happen
my ass wad is killin me
by cherry February 26, 2003
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6.
A synonym for "butdorf". meaning a complete tool who has a significantly smaller penis than anyone he knows.
Guy#1- "Did you see that guy with the tiny penis"

Guy# 2- "You mean butdorf?"

Guy# 1- " No the asswad!"

Guy# 2- " Same thing!!"
by Jake!!!!!! June 27, 2011
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7.
Dancehall group based in North East Guadelope, with such hits as Fook Aal Di Animals, Sook Uz Tru Di Phone, Keeeees Eeeet, Crack Di Clam Open, Baapz and Bust One Out (An Ya Fayass) . If Carlsberg made x-rated fake dancehall groups...........
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