the basic smell of a mexican...ass and burritos put together
hmm...smells like assuritos...where's the mexican??
The act of shoving your hand in your anus in order to clear out a clogged turd. It's thrown upon the floor violently and sounds as if a burrito had just fallen off a table
The pain was too great for Steve when he couldn't motivate a bowel movement. He decided an assurito was the only way out of his predicament and plunged his hand deep until his colon was once again free.
What a mexican smells like. A mix between ass and burrito.
Damn, that mexican smells like assurito. He must be alergic to soap and water.