The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man March 28, 2014
The cross between a Retard and a Dumbass
A: Jimmy is an asstard for jumping on the fence nuts first.

B: I swear Bryan acts like an asstard sometimes.
by The_Random_Man March 28, 2014
the act of being asstarted-(adj.)to be an ass hole yet seemingly retarted at the same time
to put out asstardery
"dude, why are you mooning people through my car window? your such an asstard!!!!!!
by OldGregger17 June 29, 2009
A mentally incompetent asshole. Most commonly a WWE fan who works in a glorified janitorial position.
That cutting list was made by an asstard
by Dolman zol August 06, 2014
A mentally ill donkey
Did you see me riding that asstard a few days ago? it nearly ran into a tree!
by Allie December 29, 2003
A curse word used commonly instead of bastard. It was first used in the webcomic Casey and Andy. www.caseyandandy.com
Bill Gates couldnt be more of an asstard.

Linux fanboys are such asstards.

That dude is such an asttard guy.

Frederik is cheating that asstard.

Kulex is using AWP again that asstard.

The asstard thinks hes funny.

Freud was an asstard, jung was a genius.
by Lifeisaglitch March 30, 2006
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