asscock 

From the movie "Jay and Silent Bob strike back" Means Donkey Penis.

I need to log on every day just to make sure you two arent taking a mouthfull of ASSCOCK to pay the rent.

asscock by Darcy January 14, 2005

assrocket 

A large turd fired from your ass at an abnormally high speed, not to be confused with diarrhea

"Man, every time I have Thai food, I kick AssRockets 6 feet down the crapper."

assrocket by KingWarthog April 15, 2003

assrocket 

A gay man's penis.

"Ooooooww, I just love gettin me some big assrocket!" said Dave, the local homo.

assrocket by Dumper Bumper March 6, 2011

asscockery 

Engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. Generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. When a person is being annoying, or making an ass out of himself.

Getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered asscockery.

asscockery by Rice-Man September 6, 2008

Ass sock 

When someone has received too much ass sex or hard toilet visits and has had a prolapse of the rectum, they will need something to keep the prolapse warm, this is an ass sock.

Marcus took it way too many times in the ass bro, he had an ass prolapse and now wears an ass sock to keep it warm from the pain.

Ass sock by Spacewine September 26, 2010

asscock 

The reproductive organ of a male donkey.

The wildlife marshal arrested the man for chugging asscock.

asscock by Will Lenholly October 14, 2002

assjockey 

a gay person who rides asses, or someone who is being a deutchse bag

jon u fucking assjockey u cunt ass anal loving whore

assjockey by greg cale August 7, 2006