king assripper 

AKA Hairyngross, the lord of all gluttony.

King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.

King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."

Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.

"DAYUM" - King Assripper

king assripper by nathanpenetration April 7, 2021

assclapper 

Someone so stupid and fat that when they say something, the only sound is the echo of their ass cheeks resonating.

Jimmy is such an idiot -- what an assclapper!

assclapper by BelleMere July 24, 2010

ass-rapper 

People that suck at rapping...
such as Ja Rule

Ja Rule is such an ass-rapper

ass-rapper by BoBo January 11, 2005

assrape city 

Being in position of extreme pain, helplessness, getting screwed over.

I totaled my car, I just got fired, and my girlfriend gave me a vd. I'm stuck in the middle of assrape city!

assrape city by El Gran Guapo September 18, 2008

Asspaper 

a real idiot, also synonym for toilet paper

Come out to eat with us, stop being an asspaper, I was taking a shit and i noticed I ran out of asspaper to wipe my ass

Asspaper by terry liaros August 6, 2008

assripper 

A huge fart

Omg Melody, that was an assripper! Better check your drawers XD

assripper by xxmikeoxhugexx August 1, 2022

asswrapper 

A female who walks around wearing a jacket or sweater around their waist, ruining the visual inspection and categorization of their assets. This has the common reaction of disappointment and side-to-side head shaking among the booty lovers.

Large amounts of cleavage can mitigate the mental anguish of this condition. Although it is usually an aesthetic crime to asswrap, there are individuals that are allowed, or even required, to be asswrappers.

Some consider asswrappers bad luck and try to make sure they don't cross their path.

Joe: Hey, John, 3 o'clock.
John: Oh man, it's just an asswrapper!

Jake: I was having a great day and then I saw 3 asswrappers in a row.

Jules: Asswrappers at the beach? Are you kidding me?!

asswrapper by Roll Here Eggo April 28, 2009