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The Assramming Shitslasher 

A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.
"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"

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Ass Ramming 

Anal sex
Ass Ramming by Anonymous July 24, 2003

assraping 

To beat, crush or pound someone/something so hard that they humiliate the other in front of all.
Damn, did you see Ohio St. assraping Wisconsin?
assraping by ThePopularDictionary January 18, 2015

Ass-ramming-unclefucker

One who fucks his uncle (and others) in the ass.
Ass-ramming-unclefucker by Fjell February 17, 2008

ass ramming 

the act of fucking some ones anus with all their force.
Even was ass ramming Jenn all last night. The next morning Jenn was caught ass ramming Even.

assraping 

1. The penetration of an unsolicited dick in your ass.

2. An extremely difficult test that requires copious amounts of lubrication to survive.
"Bubba assraped me in the showers yesterday. It was traumatic."

"I hope you lubricated for that Chem test because it's a complete and brutal assraping."
assraping by Turtlittle September 27, 2013

ass ramming dildo demon 

a demon that lives in a dildo and fucks you in the ass while youre sleeping.
Henry didn't realize he was getting fucked by an ass ramming dildo demon because he thought it was his friend, AJ.

"I cant let you have anal tonight, I'm still sore from that ass ramming dildo demon."