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asspounding beat 

Used to describe any form of music that is being played so obnoxiously loud that one feels as though their ass is being pounded by every note.
"The asspounding beat coming from the car down street was loud enough to violate every orifice of my body in the most inappropriate ways."

"I could hear the faint asspounding beat coming from the teens headphones on the subway as I sat silently across from them wondering why anyone would listen to Justin Timberlake in the first place."
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asspounding trance 

Arena trance, commonly hammered by the likes of Tiesto. Can be made in fruity loops in about 5 minutes.
I had to leave the club because after 4 hours of asspounding trance I was beginning to question my masculinity
asspounding trance by Vexxed July 30, 2008

Astounding 

adj. To be so utterly immense that one traps just enough intelligence within one's massive bulk that he/she obstinately refuses to believe that he can ever be wrong. The individual in question will often sarcastically remark about the "astounding" nature of others' intellects so as to inflate his own ego. His mouth never stops moving, whether he is talking to attract attention or eating to increase his mass.

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Bradley's intelligence was astounding, as was his weight.
Astounding by Burley February 28, 2007

ass pounding 

An ass pounding is hard, dirty anal sex. A woman who loves an ass pounding is a true slut .
Kathy loves a good hard ass pounding. She needs to feel a cock pumping her hot little married ass as often as possible. She always wears short tight skirts to show off her sexy round ass and she flashes her wet bald cunt to men and boys all the time. Just last weekend she let 2 high school boys pound her dirty ass in her garage before she went to work, When she got to work her boss told her to bend over his desk. He could see the boys cum dripping from her used ass. Kathy fingered her used fuckholes while he watched. Then he slammed his hard cock deep into her asshole as she moaned and begged for more. He called her a filthy whore as he shot more cum up her ass. She smiled as he wiped his cock all over her slutty blonde hair.
ass pounding by btld January 13, 2008

ass pounding 

1)to have anal sex with a girl
man crystal sure likes to get ass pounded
ass pounding by Bigjonstud November 28, 2004

astounding 

Completely and totally awesome, or simply the best thing ever!
Lizz is absolutely astounding!
astounding by PepeJones July 10, 2005

ass pounding 

1) when the pitcher of a gay couple has rough anal sex with the catcher.
"Ryan gave Timmie such a good ass pounding last night, he bled for 2 days!"
ass pounding by JFH July 25, 2006