assport 

The act of transporting an object by the means of your rectum.

The Mexican on my flight tried to assport coke on to the flight, of course he got caught.

assport by VTPinky December 2, 2010

assport 

A promiscuous gay man.

That dude is an assport. A lot of guys go in and out.

assport by k.is.behind.you. August 29, 2010

Asspostrophe 

An apostrophe in the shape of an ass

"Dude, why do you keep using asspostrophes in your texts?"

Asspostrophe by Me too thanks August 6, 2016

Assposing 

The act of looking like you're getting it in the ass while taking a picture of yourself. Mostly occurs to girls on Facebook who have a picture and asspose, bent over looking like they're getting it up the ass. Why do they do it? We don't know, it's ridiculous. 90% of girls do the asspose at some point in their life, probably to make their tits appear bigger by bending over.

Jake An.o - Dude, look she's assposing

Yasheem- yeah, all girls do that.

Jake An.o - oh very cool

Assposing by duuuukaaaay August 5, 2010

Asposta 

Use instead of “supposed to”

Dude 1 “yo we’re supposed to meet up”
Dude 2 “don’t you mean we’re asposta meet up”

Asposta by WaffleSloth June 16, 2018

window of assportunity 

The window of time between relationships when someone is weak, vulnerable, and easily fucked.

Justin: "So, I heard that Angie is leaving her husband"

Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!

window of assportunity by newsteve August 16, 2011

assport 

pulling international pussy.

I got a Brazilian stamp on my Assport last night.

assport by subinai January 12, 2009