assplode

A way of saying "explode" with a Spanish accent. To burst violently.

That meth house is going to assplode one day.

by dispenser January 19, 2006

assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

by pennyloafer August 25, 2006

assplode

Also: assplodes, assploding, assploded. A way of describing explosive diarrhea.

Mom? I'm going to need a mop and a hazmat suit. I just assploded all over the upstairs bathroom.

by dutchboy March 13, 2016

assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

by pennyloafer May 20, 2007

assplode

When you have gay butt sex and blow a load in your boyfriends ass. Derived from ass-plow-load

Man that gay guy must get some serious assplode

by Grunchy October 20, 2008

Assplode

Diarrhea; or the same sort of actions

The people assplode in various days of the week.

by Professor Anonymous August 4, 2006

volcano assplode

the volcano assplode happens when you consume to many volcano items from the taco bell menu including the volcano taco and u have massive amounts of dirrhea from your ass

hey whats up man. hold on i just had some volcano tacos and im having a volcano assplode.

by masterpirate774 August 20, 2009