ass paste

think semi solid shit that squirts out slowly in a long tube shape as if it where coming out of a toothpaste tube. often required viggourous wiping afterward.

"toothpaste? nah, i use ass paste!"

by jim May 7, 2005

ass paste

The putrid blend of unwiped ass and sweat forming a sticky, smelly paste characterized by a horrendous odor, an unfresh feeling, and skid marks which are impossible to remove, rendering underwear permanently soiled.

That grunge muffin asking me for spare change has visible ass paste. I could smell it a block away!

by scottiboi November 2, 2009

shit fart ass paste

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap

you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap

by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 14, 2018

Ghost of Ass(es) Past

one who looks like they should be blessed with a phatty but then they turn around and it looks like a crack in an eggshell

Dammnn she's fine, ohp nvm she got cursed with the Ghost of Ass(es) Past .

by Zebra Cakess December 7, 2016

ass from the past

the name for someone you used to fuck but don't anymore . literally speaking , it's the ass you fucked in the past . get it ? :P

warning : meeting up with these people on occasion can be extremely awkward .

*sees crazy ex-girlfriend in walmart*

person 1 : AWWWHHH SHIT BRO .
person 2 : what!?
person 1: that girl ? she's my ass from the past .

*sprints away and hides in the lettuce section* (:

by taytaytheterminator April 10, 2011

That ass is past due

Has large buttocks and or bottom

Darren saw Indi the other day and exclaimed, “ That ass is past due” in hopes to get her attention.

by OG_Savage23 July 28, 2023