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box of assorted creams 

n. A slut. A ride that can easily be accessed using a token for the municipal cockwash.
Oh, she's quite the box of assorted creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams

1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."

2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.
1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.

2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.

Jarful Of Assorted Creams

A Slut E.G prostitute or dirty bitch that does not believe in washing for weeks on end
1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams

2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs

bucket of assorted creams 

girl who recieves massive ammounts of cum (cream) hence bucket from a variety of sources hence assorted
sally is a bucket of assorted creams

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina in which a woman has had more than one penis, that has ejaculated.
Tiffany recently fucked another guy, after not washing herself, so she has a box of assorted creams.
A Box Of Assorted Creams by Cramer February 12, 2007

A box of assorted creams

A box of assorted creams, when a vagina has many different specimins of Gism, man milk, boy butter, population paste inside, or has had in the past.
Having a box of assorted creams indicates a large ammount of fucking partners.
Donna has a box of assorted creams, she has been poked by half of sydney.